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November 2007
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Print advertisement created by Jung von Matt, Germany for Beate Uhse, within the category: Health.


Give longer. Take longer. – Lovemachine condoms. For a longer erection. By Beate Uhse.

Advertising Agency: Jung von Matt/Alster, Hamburg, Germany
Creative Directors: Götz Ulmer, Fabian Frese
Art Directors: Till Monshausen, Jens Paul Pfau
Copywriters: Jo Marie Farwick, Tobias Grimm
Photographer: Tina Luther
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salamandos's picture

first thought. no wait, second thought.

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brainzed's picture


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LeeHarvey's picture

Affengeil und very funny!

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talay's picture

great :) simple and funny...

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JAGGY's picture

If they were f***ing each other, could he write and draw so well?

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Jaggy, MICA Ahmedabad

jazarah's picture

absolutely super!

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sp101's picture

It's ok.

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Prakash Jayashanmugam's picture


Prakash Jayasha...
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Olafski001's picture

what is wrong with the votes here?
this is a brilliant campaign
and it gets a 3??????

come on guys, let's not be jealous and give this an 8

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john doe's picture

it's not bad. but an 8?

john doe
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Olafski001's picture

okay 8 is much but i think it is really original in the category
so it deserves an 8 more then a 3 (what it had)

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Senhora Kolossa's picture

ah, this ad makes me wanna make sex.

Senhora Kolossa
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Jung von Matt
Advertising Pawn's picture

Very original and funny thinking. Such a great campaign.

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Advertising Pawn
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muxa's picture

Well, i don´t now about you guys, but my sex sessions are far away from be boring. I don´t have time for puzzles or other kind of games.
What i get from this ad is that Lovemachine condoms makes sex boring and without pleasure.

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vurtomatic's picture

WTF can be arsed
doing crosswords.
Don't know where
you guys are
coming from
Shooting blanks.

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sold's picture

the only problem that make me give low rate for this work is what MUXA said.
sex can never be so boring that you need a puzzle game to entertain...
so, low rate!

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adgoddess's picture

there are much batter ways to show the same idea. sex in not so boring. well, sometimes it is.

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teenie's picture

Crossword puzzles and sex. To me that says you'll be so bore you'll need something else to do.

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ZaboZaboZabo's picture

Simple and funny. I like it!

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Jarne von Wolfsburg's picture

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come on, what is great about this condom ad? the idea for a fairy tale product like "longer fucking condoms" is way to low. Maybe some props for the photographer or the model.. but nothing more.

Does Jung von Matt really need to come up with fake ideas for fake clients? if so ... i`ll give the agency two years remaining. Act now, Holgi and Jean Remy: go sell your house to bbdo.

And please, dear alster-juniors and trainees ... stop your exaggerated comments. If you think this is "super-bow-wow" you`re old school right now.

Jarne von Wolfsburg
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LeeHarvey's picture

Nasty thing, envy

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Jarne von Wolfsburg's picture

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Envy? Nope, that`s business: If you do a job just for awards, make sure that you`ll get one. Otherwise it`s worthless.

Do you really see a winner here?

Jarne von Wolfsburg
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eliaen's picture

I must support Arne's opinion. I really hold Fabian's work in high value, because he's a good creative, but this here is quite a bit disappointing. Especially, when you think of it as an award winning idea and they didn't even come up with three different positions for three different print ads. Don't they know anything else then Missionary and Doggy Style? There are so many positions on a woman's body to write on. Put cream on. Bite into. Whip...sorry, getting sidetracked :-)

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ypyng chong's picture

I thK it's QuiT3 InteResTinG~

ypyng chong
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Crisp One's picture

lame + woman as objects = Don't quit your day jobs.

Ever thought of the idea as from the womans point of view.

Crisp One
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chino65's picture

"Our condom makes sex so boring you'll have to do crossword puzzles".

You "take longer" cos our condoms take all the sensations away.

I'll give it a "3".

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JediByKnight's picture

bizarre and i like it!

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Kateter's picture

emotionally irrelevant.

and that's why this is totally wrong and won't work a shit.

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Wordnerd's picture

lol "lebenslust lümmeltüten"?? where does the title come from?

and i'm with the guys saying this looks like really boring sex. (she should have a pinball-machine on her back! :)

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Rajib's picture

Ok... lets think....

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<<.... Method in Madness ....>>

troubadour's picture

considering the target audience, this ad is a good one.

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