Agency Nightmare Apparel

lūquire is cooking up something straight out of an agency horror film: Agency Nightmare Apparel – a limited-edition merch line devoted to the scariest parts of our industry. Beware the dreaded Scope Creep. Fear the phantom known as Missing Timesheets. And whatever you do, don’t look directly at Return to Office. The collection includes tees, hoodies, and hats celebrating these all-too-familiar terrors.

A 30-second spot titled “Agency Nightmare Apparel” accompanies the merch. The film opens on a deranged Dr. Luquenstein – a mad scientist cackling over a haunted office printer. A bolt of lightning strikes, and the machine roars to life, spitting out an “Agency Nightmare Apparel” tee. It’s aliiiive! From there, the cursed shirts escape the lab to wreak havoc: MISSING TIME SHEETS rises from the backseat, scaring a couple on date night. An alien emerges from a man’s stomach wearing a RETURN TO OFFICE t-shirt. A woman shrieks after wiping a foggy mirror to find SCOPE CREEP behind her.

The final scene finds Dr. Luquenstein’s lab overrun by possessed merch, and the chilling reveal: Agency Nightmare Apparel by lūquire. All merchandise is available for purchase today at https://merch.luquire.com. T-shirts are $22, hoodies $40, and hats $18.

“This was all my elaborate plan to get the agency to pay for my Halloween costume this year. Jokes on me, they made me make a campaign about it,” said Jonathan Fernandez, Creative Director