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Dear Mr. Kleenex:

After almost 5 years of reading your comments I have a very special request for you, would you please be so kind to upload a link with your portfolio? Im sure everyone (and I mean EVERYONE) of the fellow users of this wonderful site would be thrilled to se it, most likely someone with that much time taken to see and comment every single ad has an expertise in advertising no one else has, It can´t certainly be all words right? Im sure you also have a lot of work! and It must be amazing.

In case you are wondering, no I have nothing to do with this campaign, in fact im going to reply you with this message in every single comment you make destroiyng some one else work, and in case you are still wondering, yes I am a well known advertiser, with some 40+ lions amongs others, If you do upload your portfolio I will contact you via the link you provide on this very thread and maybe (maybe) I can offer you a job and get you out of moms basement. That is assuming you don´t already have one in a top agency like W+K, Mother, or 72 and Sunny.

Sincerely, Me.