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Joseph Campbell's picture

When I was a child, I kept a jar of Arab tears on my nightstand. It was crafted in the style of a Jules Verne novel. Tiny round windows circumscribed a polished oak exterior. Bands of brass concealed the crude jointing. Inside I stored my secret things: longing; hubris; the smell of truth. This nightstand would stay with me until college when I decided that it was creepy and I donated it to a decidedly well-off Hatian family who expressed an interest in artfacts of a nautical nature. So if you see a wealthy Hatian family crying for no reason, please don't inform me. It would only break my heart.

We'll reconvene at 10.

Joseph Campbell
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I've decided I hate signatures.

ellehcimeo's picture

maybe they are using it for it's intended purpose- sous-marin -and they are happily travelling the earth under water and smiling widely at one another, remembering the man who sold them the dream they never knew they dreamt.

ellehcimeo
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Joseph Campbell's picture

Eloquence, thy name is Michelle.

We'll reconvene at 10.

Joseph Campbell
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I've decided I hate signatures.

ellehcimeo's picture

may the beauty of your words affect the mind and impress the heart of those who listen.

ellehcimeo
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Jet Propulsion Lab's picture

Why are you Canucks always so easily entertained?
I suppose it's a natural defense mechanism against that depressing cold up there...

We'll reconvene come spring time.

Jet Propulsion Lab
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ellehcimeo's picture

sure, you can come over and visit me in my igloo and we can eat the left over seal meat i dried for the season. maybe we can even make a tea from the fresh tundra.

we aren't easily entertained. it's just that you are trying so hard to get my attention now that i find it all so very amusing. like one might find a a kitten chasing a string amusing. awww. you are a cute little kitten!

ellehcimeo
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Jet Propulsion Lab's picture

To borrow your trite feline analogy (that's okay), the first post on here is the "string".
And you, pouncing at it without a beat, are the "kitten". See the irony?
We're all too occupied by amusing ourselves down here, but you always somehow assume it's directed at you up there.
I find THAT very cute.
Please go easy on the seal clubbing, will ya.

Jet Propulsion Lab
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ellehcimeo's picture

i'm so sorry i got to his post before you did. we are cultivating a delicate reparté (i have a huge crush on him) but there is plenty of room for you to join. no need to lash out at my country. i use trite analogies as i see fit, and it fit. you can bend and twist whatever you want, but know this: if you want to join in our exchanges you are welcome, but do try and keep the insults to nil.

ellehcimeo
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Joseph Campbell's picture

I must say that I am flattered. Nothing is sexier than a girl with a sense of humor who knows how to spell. I don't mind thinking of you as a kitten. You did call me a minx, did you not?

We'll reconvene at 10.

Joseph Campbell
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I've decided I hate signatures.

ellehcimeo's picture

A male minx you are! And a pox on anyone who says different. I will be delighted for you to think of me as a kitten.
Now, back to the ads! It's always the ads! Huzzah!

ellehcimeo
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Jet Propulsion Lab's picture

Didn't realize I needed your consent to express myself. How stupid of me...
I just assumed it was an open forum.

May I please join in your conversation?

Jet Propulsion Lab
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ellehcimeo's picture

I invite you to check out the Forums "Dungeon" section to carry on the conversation. You should be able to tell which topic is the one intended for you.

ellehcimeo
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back2b's picture

That's a bit lame isn't it?
I don't like the image.
I think you could have done something far better with oil-sheikhs being broke.

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ellehcimeo's picture

fear not! seems he can still afford a driver.

ellehcimeo
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Boony wants a beer's picture

Yeah should have put him an unemployment line or made him homeless. Perhaps even both. That would be a fresh approach.

Boony wants a beer
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mikelite's picture

the Bush administration would never allow that to happen, in real life at least...

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http://mikelightman.com/blog

Boony wants a beer's picture

Some cobwebs in his wallet might be good too...you know...to show that he hasn't hasd any money in there recently...cos he's so poor now.

Fresh. Very fresh.

Boony wants a beer
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fersvax's picture

BOOOOORING!!!! (but, in the end, it rocks that hybrid cars are available)

fersvax
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FER.

liar's picture

I was born yesterday, but who's this Sheikh guy you all talking about? And this Prius is a hybrid car?

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jacksonrabbit's picture

it made me chuckle for about a half second. I think it could be more humorously exploited as a t.v. spot.

jacksonrabbit
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Killer Kowalski's picture

Unfortunate for some, having such ideas...

Killer Kowalski
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ziadhdn's picture

I didn't get it. why the sheikh is crying? can anybody explain please?

ziadhdn
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ziad hamdan

Sick-of-adS's picture

Toyota Prius is a fuel saving car.. it has a powerful battery that recharges itself using fuel energy and then electrical power is used to move the car instead of fuel. it can drive up tp 620km/ fuel tank..!!! Toyota Hybrid technology..

Now the sheikh is crying cos his fuel investment broke cos of prius which uses 1/3 amount of normal cars!

Sick-of-adS
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everartz's picture

this is a very old ad why is it placed here and now???

everartz
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