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Joseph Campbell's picture

You never have to pay. My time is yours.

We'll reconvene at 10.

Joseph Campbell
Activity Score 190
Creative Director |

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I've decided I hate signatures.

Joseph Campbell's picture

The Squid and the Hottie.
Samantha slinked down to the Whoreroom to check on the local whores. Encountering Quincy the Squid, she licked her lips and said "Delicious!" Quincy flopped into his Aeron chair and placed a call. "Yes. Can I speak with Carlos? This is Quincy...Yes, I'll hold. Sigh." Quincy fiddled with the window fan with tentacle #3. Tentacle #6 was tracing a well-hidden yet slimy silhouette of Samantha's remarkable belly onto a yellow legal pad he held in his squid lap. "Hey, Carlos. Yeah, she's here. Hmmm. You sure? Ok. Later." Quincy stands behind his desk. "Well?" Tentacle #2 Trembles slightly. Samantha sits on the edge of the desk, her remarkable belly barely brushing tentacle #7. Her lips part, revealing her rather large teeth. "Yummy!" she purrs. Quincy looks at the ground. "Sigh. Let me get the bread crumbs, then." He turns and slides down the hall. Samantha looks at the whore list and giggles.

We'll reconvene at 10.

Joseph Campbell
Activity Score 190
Creative Director |

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I've decided I hate signatures.

ivan's picture

clap clap

ivan
Creative Director at Ads of the World
drizae's picture

I'm confused but so drawn to you.

drizae
Activity Score 503
Copywriter |

Fail Harder.

msred's picture

ill pay for 5 minutes of your time.

msred
Activity Score 491
Graphic Designer
Joseph Campbell's picture

You never have to pay. My time is yours.

We'll reconvene at 10.

Joseph Campbell
Activity Score 190
Creative Director |

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I've decided I hate signatures.

act's picture

bad pirated version of the other 'way cooler' PS2 ads.

act
Activity Score 535
Art Director
Rog's picture

get... oh, forget it.

Rog
Activity Score 6080
Copywriter |

>>>> That's not an ad. THIS is an ad.

Sven Gali's picture

ineffective ad--two much work to translate

Sven Gali
Activity Score 845
Photographer
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