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Don Draper
Creative Director
United States

You could say I'm a bit of a mystery. I don't talk a lot about my past. But one thing is clear––I do like the ladies! I have a hot wife that's a total nut job, a horny and independent free-spirited mistress, a sophisticated rich chick I'd like to run off with, and it's just a matter of time before I get around to banging that tall sexy Coke bottle-shaped redhead in my office. I guess this all comes from being the son of a whore and having a really jacked-up childhood. Even still, men want to be me, and women want to be with me. Other than that, all you need to know is that I'm a freakin' ad genius. Smoke if you got 'em!